The front of Walter's costume (made out of pleather) says:
Absolut
City of Stanwood
Beligerance
Stanwood Beligerance is made at home with a unique blend of alcholic spirits and distilled through the oral orrifice and processed through the kidneys and peni. The alcohol purchased in remote areas found in the greater Snohomish County offers a cornucopia of flavors developed and tested over a lengthy 34 year period.
Absolute Beligerance has been enjoyed under the Beligerance name since 1994.
40% Alc/Vol (80 Proof) Enjoyed 50 ML
Beligerance Induced Vodka
Processed and Enjoyed in Stanwood, Washington
Enjoyed by the Mouth Full.
The back said:
Government Warning:
Surgeaon Generals Warning: (1) Consuming And Relating Ones Self With Beligerance Vodka May Cause Irreparable Brain Damage, Impilcations Of Being Related to Illegitimate Children, and Years Of Personal Taunting By Friends Who Have Memory Of Your Most Drunken Moments. (2) Do Not Drive While Drinking Beligerance Vodka; Only Celebraties Get Away With Spending 2 Hours In Jail For A Hit And Run.
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